Well, a whole lot of work by the Kick-Out Committee and preparation went into this incredibly festive yearly Stockton Rotary Club tradition. President Ann endured all the jesting and enjoyed the members who portrayed various characters who reminded her of your Rotary year. Read below to find out what a grand time everyone had and be sure to view the pictures that were taken of this fun event!
Be sure to join us in two weeks (July 11th) for the introduction of incoming President Waqar Rizvi!
“The Rotary Club of Stockton Begins the 2nd Century of Service to the Stockton Community” (108)
The new address of the Rotary Office is 1024 W. Robinhood Dr. Suite 5, Stockton, Ca 95207.
Call to Order and Welcome! President Ann, in one of her official final acts, welcomed members and guests and asked everyone to greet one another to enjoy the camaraderie of Rotary!
Pledge of Allegiance & 4-Way Test – Steve Luthy to lead the Pledge of Allegiance and the Rotary 4-Way Test. Then…
Roseanne Barr (Fred Weibel) showed up and took over the meeting.
Robert Bly (Past-President Gary Putnam) shared his poetry and acted as Master of Ceremonies for the estrogen infused event. Robert bemoaned the “good old days” in Rotary when the wives of Rotarians were called Rotary Anns, not President Ann.
Robert announced the formation of NORM, National Organization of Rotary Men, to plead for a continuing seat at the Rotary tables.
Roseanne Barr threatened to start a tweet-storm.
Martha Washington (Past-President Bob Blower) chastised President Ann for not knowing her place as a woman and for portraying her husband, the father of our country as a loser every week that a quarter was pulled for the raffle.
Susan B. Anthony (Corie Stewart) was President Ann’s biggest supporter even with her mention of the cheap candy in the gift mugs.
Sacagawea (Colleen Stewart) was miffed that her gold coin was not chosen as the winning raffle coin.
Barbara Bush (Judy Chambers) brought the message from Past Rotary International President, Stan McCaffrey, Ron & Nancy Reagan and Shirley Temple that keeping the trains on time cannot be done at all costs and warned President Ann to be more liberal with time and less liberal with politics.
Hillary Clinton (Past-President T.J. Hull) commiserated with President Ann about losing elections to egotistical buffoons and recounted the tribulations of funding foundations.
The Duchess of Sussex (Angel Sepulveda) was troubled to hear of some royal gourmet faux pas – $20 hotdogs and Valentine Beans, as well as a protocol violation in failing to wear her tiara with all of the other tiara-donning Presidents at the Thanksgiving Luncheon
Sea Star (Past-President Michael Blower) showed up to say he’s frickin’ sick of the Sea Star Story. A humorous video was provided to show the never ending plight of the poor starfish.
Ringo Starr (Kerry kruger)and his two Drummers of Norm (Brian Lafferty & Raul Chavez) assembled to conduct a traditional drumming circle and to vote on President Ann’s fate.
Harley Smith (Dave Tygett) tallied the three votes and found it to be a draw.
Queen Elizabeth gave President Ann a Royal dressing down, pulled her passport privileges to the U.K., and declared an end to her reign as President of the Rotary Club of Stockton.
Past-President Kuy Ky forgot to invite President-Elect Waqar Risvi to the meeting for his promotional, so Waqar went to Canada for the Rotary Convention instead. Waqar will be taken into custody at the border and promoted prior to release
President Ann promoted President-Delegate Melanie Vieux to President Elect. The ringing of church bells and town criers passed the word to the rest of the village that President Ann is now Past… …. Past-President Ann that is and living happily ever after. – THE END
2018 Kick-Out Committee: Past-President Kuy Ky – Chair — Past-President Michael Blower (Sea Star) — Past-President Gary Putnam (Robert Bly) Past-President Bob Blower (Martha Washington) — Past-President T.J. Hull (Hillary Clinton) Past-President Nick Curtain (Queen Elizabeth) — Corie Stewart (Susan B. Anthony) — Colleen Stewart (Sacagawea) Judy Chambers (Barbara Bush) — Angel Sepulveda (Duchess of Sussex) — Fred Weibel (Roseanne Barr) Colleen Stewart (Sacagawea) — Kerry Kruger (Ringo Starr) — Brian Lafferty (drummer #2) — Raul Chavez (drummer #3)
2019 District Conference – The 2019 District Conference will be held at the Monterey Hyatt on May 3-5, 2019. If you register online or send in the form by Monday May 20th, you can take advantage of the total registration fee of only $290! Conference Registration does not include lodging, so be sure to book your hotel room at the Hyatt for the low discount rate of $229 a night. A link to make the group reservations is on the form.
President-Elect Waqar Rizvi
August 10th All-City Rotary Peace Day – President-Elect Waqar sweetened the pot for the August 10th All-City Rotary Peace Day at the ballpark. In addition to the t-shirt and opportunity to be in the giant peace sign on the field, you will get a HOT DOG before the game! $250 sponsorships are available to be a sponsor on the t-shirt. Contact Waqar.
Annual Rotary Fundraiser DATE – The Annual Rotary Fundraiser Event will be – Saturday, September 8, 2018, at the University Plaza Waterfront Hotel. Keep those grass skirts and loud shirts handy because it will be another Hot Hukilau!
Use That Credit Card at The Meeting – You may now pay for lunch, raffle tickets (minimum Credit Card Purchase of $5.00) and other purchase at the Club meetings with a credit Card.
Potential Members – To encourage Club members to bring a potential member to the Wednesday meetings the Rotary Club of Stockton will pay for the 1st meal of a potential member brought by a Club member.
Stockton Kings Season Tickets!
Are you interested in enjoying the new Stockton Kings season with a few Rotary friends AND help out our club and community?
We have a limited number of season tickets on reserve, and if we sell them the Kings will include a Rotary night and discounts for all the schools we work with–that’s all of Edison High and Spanos Elementary!
Next Meeting: July 11, 2018(pending – check back for an update)
04 – DARK
11 – pending
18 – Adam Cheshire, “Homeless Initiative”
25 – James Nance, “Stockton Police Department Drone Program”
T.J. Hull, Jr. – July 1st
Michael Blower – July 1st
George Badway – July 2nd
Linda Philipp – July 2nd Christine Noguera – July 4th*
Brian Lafferty – July 5th
Lynndee Riley – July 6th Renna Beinoris – July 13th
Luis Duarte – July 23rd Peter Jaffe – July 25th* Kevin Redick – July 25th*
Eric Duran – July 28th
Steve Morales – July 28th
Gary Frush – July 29th
Jeff Greenberg – July 30th
Marc Bregman – July 31st
* = Meeting Day – Wish them a Happy Birthday!
Special thank you to everyone who contributed to The Wheel…
Editor, Eric Duran. Special thanks this week to Lynndee Riley, Assistant Editor and note taker extraordinaire; Frank Whitney, photos; and Jerry Smith, Chief Checker!
Attn: Jerry Smith, Club Secretary
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Stockton CA 95267
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